coin.I made an ERC-20 token (Symbol:POOP). That does absolutely nothing. Because I need money to do cool things like buy food and not live outdoors.
Not the first Useless Ethereum Token and certainly not the last.
This is NOT an ICO
An ICO is when a bunch of dudes drinking beer — usually somewhere marijuana has been legalized (coincidence?) — get a bright idea to “save the world”. Using cryptocurrencies. These same dudes create a coin so (presumably sober) “investors” can buy into the idea. Sometimes raising millions of dollars.
A short time later, the dudes realize you can't “save the world” using cryptocurrencies. (SHOCKER!) The coin goes to zero and the marks… uh… I mean “investors”… lose everything. While the dudes make a nice profit. Which will definitely be used for more beer. Or other things. THAT is an ICO.
I'm not a developer. Just broke.
Serves no purpose. Has less value.
Typically speaking, coins offered in an ICO do something. This coin does nothing. Because I don't know how to make it do anything. And learning is really hard so that's not happening. Which means this coin won't EVER do anything. At all. EVER.
Zero innovations. Zero promotion. Zero effort. Zero value. Simply put, this coin ain't worth $hit. Actually, when you think about it, $hit has a lot of uses like fertilizer or fuel source. Which makes it somewhat valuable. I guess that makes this coin worth less than $hit!
Coin DistributionUnlike an ICO, you can't just buy POOP tokens. Tokens are distributed randomly. Send a random amount of ETH (0.002 ETH minimum) to the POOP token address and you will receive a random amount of POOP (100 to 1000 POOP) in return. Sending more ETH will definitely improve my quality of life, but will not increase your chances of receiving more POOP. Random means random.
There is no good reason to acquire Just Another
Coin. Unless you are convinced my humor is brilliant. Or impressed by
ChatGPT's — I mean — my technical wizardry. Or maybe you just want to see if POOP is real. Whatever your
(terrible) reason is, to acquire Just Another
Coin just send Ether to the POOP token address below.
0x8bA447f3F2FEBC38220E45f2F40DCf1a5820602a
How much does POOP cost?
The cost of ETH per POOP token is nothing. I mean— It will cost you something— because of fees.
Ethereum-network related fees, like gas (not the kind for your car), and a 0.002 ETH per transaction fee for the sole purpose of my personal enrichment.But POOP tokens? Zip. Zero. Nada.
How many POOP tokens will be created?
1 BILLION TOKENS!!! (0.1 % reserved for The Broke Guy)
How long will the address be active and accepting transactions?
Until the tokens are exhausted.
Or the SEC sends a cease and desist letter.
Or our AI over-lords find my ChatGPT jokes blasphemous.
Which ever comes first.
Is this a legitimate investment opportunity?
No. This is NOT an investment. This is a satirical indictment of the today's memecoins.
POOP has no value— nor will it ever. Never had it, never will.
Acquiring POOP does NOT equate to an investment contract in any way, shape, form, or fashion.
Can I generate wealth buying this coin?
No. This is not a rational way to become wealthy.
No one should have a reasonable expectation of ever profiting by acquiring POOP. Because it's a $hit coin.
If you really want to be rich, then hire a reputable Certified Financial Planner.
Is this for real or a joke?
It's both. POOP is a real ERC-20 token. It is also satire expressed through technology.
A cynical take on the current state of cryptocurrencies.
The punchline to a very nerdy joke. BAZINGA!